I couldn’t be
happier about this announcement! I hope he really sticks to this and we can
move towards equal rights for all. Of course, anytime anything goes on, I
really, really need to know Rush Limbaugh’s opinion:
I mentioned
an incident in my last post and so now I don’t think I can just not explain it,
even though I would rather not broadcast it…
My name is
Mary and I steal from grocery stores. Grocery store. Once! ACCIDENTALLY!
The other day
I went to the grocery store to pick up a few random things (soy milk, pears,
spinach). When I’m in a hurry, I go straight to the various products that I
need and then check out and leave. When I have the time, I like to go up and
down each aisle, discovering items I’ve never seen before. Maybe finding new
favorite foods. Currently, I almost always have time to do this (though not
always enough energy). So on this day, that is exactly what I was doing. I
happened upon some Febreze car air fresheners that were on clearance for about
$2. They were little air fresheners that you clip on your air vent so the smell
goes throughout your car. My car still has a faint smell of vomit from when I
got sick on Cinco de Mayo, so I thought I would try one. I set it up in that
upper part of the shopping car that is made to be a child’s seat (since it was
such a small item). I have no child so the built in child’s seat is my purse
holder. By the time I got to the check-out line, I was getting worn down and
threw all my items up on the little check-out conveyor belt quickly, paid and
left. After I loaded my stuff in my car and took my purse out of the child’s
seat, I noticed that the air freshener had gotten tucked under my purse, and I therefore
had not paid for it. Now I could have gone back inside and paid the $2 for it
right then. But I was very tired at this point and it was very hot, so I made
the immoral decision to just throw the air freshener in my car and leave. I
hope you will not think I am a horrible person now and write me mean messages
or call the police on me. I will donate $2 to a charitable organization to try
to atone for my bad deed (I would donate more if money wasn’t so tight right
now). On top of that, my skin is so sensitive now from the chemo that when I
plugged in the air freshener to my air vent, the side of my face the air was
blowing started to itch like crazy immediately. Or I was itchy from guilt! In
any case, I can’t even use it.
I did a
little bit of work on my painting yesterday. I started in on the part of the
tumor that ruptured but didn’t get far before Aaron got here:
I’m about to
work on it some more right now.
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